graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

(Source: stability)

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless)

greenhoused:

Live. Laugh. Communism.(:

(Source: greenhoused)


(Source: catleecious)

slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

(Source: theteenpauladeen)

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

(Source: loh-lee-tah)